Oh Tannenbaum, Oh Tannenbaum, what a PITA you turned out to beeeee...
Okay so I had some energy and I decided today was the day to bring down all the Christmas decorations and take out the tree. Well, it was good enough going with the decorations, a little dusting put everything in boxes and bins, easy does it, no sweat.
Pretty soon the tree was empty, time to take it out, so I dragged it to the carport door...and it fit right through until it came to the stand part! Lo and behold the stand was too big for any of the doors! It became clear that I would have to unscrew the screws that were holding the tree to the stand in order to maneuver it out!
Well long story short the tree had a well of stagnated water in the reservoir which spilled all over and smelled like urine! Oh God give me strength! I finally unscrewed the damn 3 inch screws, by which time my back was screaming in pain 'cause I was necessarily hunched over, anyway long story short, finally pulled the tree from the base, which I then maneuvered out the door. Then I had to sweep a shitload of pine needles which seemed to have gotten into every nook and cranny of house and carport, AND mop four times for the stench to go away as well as spread baking soda to absorb the smell and, well forget it, I was a sweating aching mess! !!! Oh frikking Tannenbaum! Jesus bring the fire!!!
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| Three inch screws, whew, were they ever stuck in the wood! |
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| Finally! Out and stand turned sideways fit. |
Y'all better believe I put that damn tree in the yard and I'm making something out of it, if only a bird nester! After all that trouble it damn well better be of some more service sheeet!
I was so exhausted I could hardly stay on my feet, but I showered, drank an Ensure, and flopped on the bed, Whatsapped my daughter, "bring me food, I've fallen and I can't get up" LOLOL! xD
But it's done, daughters just gotta buy another bin 'cause she keeps buying ornaments so...
Anyway...MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR GOLDARNIT!!!
Summers coming...
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